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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:21

Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Florida higher ed board stuns UF, blocks Santa Ono from becoming president - Gainesville Sun
So they tried
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading