What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Should Kick Streaming buy TikTok so that TikTok can allow jerks to not get banned but instead promoted due to poor behavior like is the case with Kick already?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Florida higher ed board stuns UF, blocks Santa Ono from becoming president - Gainesville Sun

So they tried

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Fuga eaque dolorum deserunt omnis velit.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Why is the world male-dominated?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading